"maybe if i ignore my assignments they will magically go away" a college story“they didn’t” the riveting sequel
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
Patriarchy backfiring on men is not sexism against men.
i finally open up to you and all you say is “YOUR ORGANS ARE ALL OVER MY CARPET”????? wow i cant believe this consider this friendship OVER
christmas is only one sleep away if you do it right
Gettin’ all prettied up for the work xmas party