daydreams-and-memories: owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america??? Wait what? Then what do they use? they don’t have a word what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they?? the fuck is a fortnight It’s a word for ‘two weeks’ like the word...
Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that...– - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
miraaaxoxo: yesicanbelieveit: so-so-lovely: ...
toxicrants: Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
jake-clark: This is why I went to animation school
fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry This. Changes. Everything.
marvin-le-paranoid-android: fandomize-the-nation: avaireing: abgroovy: Clara was on Gallifrey. Which means one of her echoes was a time lady. At one point Clara was a time lady. #and then the doctor killed her There has never been a better use for that gif, ever.
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
farrahsfaucet: you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily
queerer: ever since i started watching elementary i’ve become really good at deductions. you see, if you dislike elementary because a woman of color is playing watson, i can deduce that you are fucking repulsive and should stay away from me forever
happypottergamesdoctorwinchester: thegirlwhocriedfoxface: queencous: there you see her sitting there across the way she don’t got a lot to say but there’s something about her and you don’t know why but you’re dying to try you wanna address the fandom reference on the tshirt she’s wearing this is the most pitiful website.
rosereturns: “oh my god nobody even likes nine-“ “why do you even like nine-“ “ten is so much better than nine seriously-“ Read More