Some call me Pondles
May 2011
Shower
- Alex: Yeah! Lets do it. Weather or not anyone else cares.
- (But I can't tonight.. because I need a shower... and sleep and stuff.)
- *runs to shower*
- Taran: DONT RUN AWAY ALEX
- YOU CANT hIDE IN ThE ShOWER FOREVER!
- Alex:
- But it's so nice in there.... so warm... so clean... so... wet?
- Taran:
- yes, but soon enough the hot water will run out, and you'll be left alone, cold and wet in a freezing cage of fear
- Alex:
- *gasp* Noooooo!!! It can't be! My dear shower would never betray me so! We have known each other for so long! We have spent so much time together! No. I refuse to believe it. My shower would never forsake me. Never.
- (rofl - I feel like I'm writting the script to a really bad soap opera.)
- Taran:
- but alex, how would you know if he's never betrayed you when YOU'VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR ThE LAST TEN YEARS LOLK?
- Alex:
- But... but... A COMA? *gasp* I've been LIED TO! How could my shower keep this from me? Why didn't he tell me? *sob* Ohhhhhh....I knew something was amiss. The way he looked at me when I woke up! Like he hadn't seen me in years! Just like him to keep me at home instead of in a hospital... but WHY?! Why didn't he tell me?! *sob*
- Taran:
- its because he's in love with me now, alex.
- face it, you'll never be enough for him
- you gont even have legs!
- it's time to get your priorities sorted out,
- move back into the bath.
- Alex:
- NoooooooooOOOoooooOOOO!!!!!
- *falls to knees, tugging at shower curtain*
- Bu... but... *whispers* I love you. *single tear streams down face*
- Taran:
- *door suddenly opens*
- *sink appears*
- YOU'VE ALL BEEN LYING TO ME
- YOU'VE ALL USED ME
- AND NOT EVER CARED!
- Alex:
- Shut up sink. Nobody loves you.
- Helen:
- Taran, Alex, you are crack me up
- Liz:
- i hate to stumble in on this dramatic moment, but since alex haz no legs how can she fall on her knees?
- *stares awkwardly at the floor as the shower, the sink, taran, and alex get looks of shock on their faces*
- heh....i guess that's one of life's mysteries, right?
- *shower folds non-existant arms angrily*
- RIGHT?!?!
- *sink readies to attack*
- ...KTHNXBAI! *RUNS*
- Alex:
- *glances down at prosthetic legs...* Oh yeah... I forgot to mention these. I got them after my accident... the same accident (a freak incident at the crayon factory) that put me in a coma. I will never be able to look at a violet crayon again. *small sob*
- Liz:
- *slowly throws violet crayon and paper for a "hope that whole prosthetic leg thing works out" card off in the distance*
- uhm.....
- *scuttles away quickly*
- Alex:
- Hahaha! I can't even respond to that other than to laugh.
The sister is such a crazy bitch. OMG seriously. Why?
