Me: I think I'll read The Fault in Our Stars again.
Heart: Don't you dare.
Heart: Don't you dare do that to me again.
xwhatserface: mel-lovable: karameruru: viremi: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??
Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.
James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro
Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
The Doctor: NO.
The Doctor: STOP IT.
easygoingfish: mynameisgrey: addigot-moxie: galaxy-hearts: shoeshined: When Asians attack. OH MY GODS JLAFKJkasefklawjEKLTAJ HIS TECHNIQUE IS FLAWLESS I WANT TO BE HIM OMG BEST VIDEO IVE SEEN SINCE FOREVER AKFDLKFJASLF
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roxinpunch: HOLY MOTHER OF PLAGIARISM!!!
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night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow
morning of school: nvm
When I get caught doing something wrong in class
totally-relatable: So many funny relatable posts in this blog!
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